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(The title is a pun based on what I think the synthesizer in this track sounds like it’s saying.)

Pulitzer Prize!

While we’re on the subject of awards, here’s some incredibly lowbrow toilet humor that’s bound to appeal to literary types:

• First, as grandiosely as possible, say, “Did I tell you about my Pulitzer Prize?”
• Wait for someone to say, “No! Please, tell me about your Pulitzer Prize!”
• Hold out your index finger.
• Say, “Pull it!”
• When the person pulls your finger, fart proudly and say, “Surprise!”

To ensure maximum impact, eat plenty of beans and raw vegetables an hour before attempting this joke.