Aliens, Robots, and VR Idols

Full disclosure: I tried reading some of HP Lovecraft’s fiction when I was in grammar school — a collection of short stories that included “The Call of Cthulhu,” if I remember correctly — but I found it fairly alienating and also kind of depressing. Similarly, I never really got into Isaac Asimov (despite Will Smith’s best efforts), and though I vaguely recall reading and mostly enjoying William Gibson’s Neuromancer as a graduate student in the late 1990s, I failed to finish reading a subsequent Gibson novel, All Tomorrow’s Parties, because I didn’t know what was going on and didn’t especially care to find out.

None of this is to disparage any of the above writers. I’m told by several friends and colleagues — and now by John L. Steadman, author of Aliens, Robots, and Virtual Reality Idols in the Science Fiction of H.P. Lovecraft, Isaac Asimov and William Gibson — that their works are classics not only within their genre but of literature in English more broadly. Likewise, the profusion of Cthulhu-themed bumper stickers and tee shirts among steampunk hipsters alone has, over the past decade or so, made me wonder whether I am, in fact, missing out on something. Fortunately for me and others of my ilk, Steadman’s book does an excellent job of summarizing much if not all of each author’s oeuvre in loving detail. Think of it as the Rough Guide to Lovecraft, Asimov and Gibson Countries.

While much of the volume is given over to valuable summary, Steadman’s larger purpose is to explore, in his words, “the interrelationship between alien and humankind.” This examination reveals the limits and limitations of what Steadman describes as “the belief that humankind is at the center of the cosmos — the most important element in the cosmos, in fact.” This critique of what might broadly be described as Humanism resonates with the Inhumanism or Antihumanism of figures like Robinson Jeffers, whose poetry does much to undermine the notions that humans are the center of existence, and it also calls to mind the Tralfamadorians of Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five, who look upon humanity with a mix of curiosity and bemusement.

One question that Steadman returns to repeatedly is that of motive: What do the aliens in the authors’ works want? Curiously, the question itself reveals the limits of humanity’s ability to conceive of and understand the fully alien insofar as asking what aliens want assumes that they do, in fact, want as humans do. Perhaps this explains Steadman’s conclusion that “our understanding of the alien is, at best, imperfect and minimal” and that “when the alien withdraws from the stage, as it does in the works of all three writers,” we are left with the disturbing vision of “humankind, short-lived and insignificant, alone in a vast, indifferent cosmos.”

Track-by-Track: “Best Worst of Times”

Before I begin, a quick note to say that Thank You for Holding is now available on several platforms, including iTunes, Amazon, and Spotify.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast…

This short track was an extremely late addition to Thank You for Holding. I was in the final stages of putting the album together and sequencing it when I stumbled upon this recording that I’d made in May of 2016.

At the time, if I remember correctly, I was fooling around with a Vocoder, which is essentially a synth you can sing into, and I rearranged and added some superfluous words to the famous opening lines of A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

When I stumbled rediscovered the track on my hard drive a little over a year later, it occurred to me that the song fit thematically with one that comes a little bit later in the sequence, “66th and City.”

I also thought that it complemented the synthy sound of the song that closes out “side one” of the album, “Mellow Pleasant Spongecake,” and would therefore offer a smooth transition into “side two.”

Then again, I also think of “Mellow Pleasant Spongecake,” “Best Worst of Times,” “Sweet Chocolate Jesus,” “66th and City,” and “Spooky Spongecake” as a mini album within the album–the automated answering system dreaming of life outside its electronic confines and being woken rudely by the sound of a copy machine sputtering away in an adjoining office.

But I’m getting ahead of myself…

Track-by-Track: “Thank You for Holding”

Given that it’s the title track of the album, you might think that I recorded “Thank You for Holding” fairly early in the game, but I was actually working on a few other songs before this one came into the picture.

Somewhere along the line, though, I looped a few bars of “My Head” and layered in the “ooh-ooh” voices and thought it sounded like Muzak or elevator music or the music you might hear when you’re on hold with a customer-service help line. That’s when I started ad-libbing the lines about waiting for a customer service representative to come on the line.

As each new line came out, I started thinking of the voice as a robot’s voice and decided to make him a little bit lonely and depressed a la Marvin in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The flute solo was on the track from an earlier version of “My Head,” and when it interrupted the flow of my robot soliloquy, my first instinct was to take it out, but then I thought that playing the flute would make a great hobby for a lonely robot.

Ideally, when you listen to this track, it will come on right after “My Head” with no pause between tracks; I want it all to sound like a single song since the backing tracks are essentially the same. Of course, that makes the song seem incredibly long.

On its own, “Thank You for Holding” is a little over six minutes long. With “My Head” tacked on, it’s about eight minutes long. Whenever I listen to them together, there’s always a point where I begin to wonder whether the joke is going on for too long, but it always happens at the same point in the song: the part where the robot says, “A customer service representative will be with you shortly… shortly… shortly…” as if to underscore the fact that “shortly” is a relative term when it comes to being on hold.

Actually, I’ve been on hold a few times since recording this song, and whenever it happens, I can’t help feeling like the universe is getting me back for recording such a long track about being on hold. I also think there’s something eerily and maybe madly comical about stretching things far beyond their optimal lengths. “Kristin Schaal Is a Horse” is one example that comes to mind. “Too Many Cooks” is another one.

In terms of production, I got the eerie vocal effect by using a combination of effects in Reason, my preferred program for recording. One of the effects is a virtual delay unit called The Echo, which allowed me to give the voice a kind of wobbly feel like a tape that’s slowing down and speeding up. I also used an effect called Neptune Pitch Adjuster to lower the timber of my voice (though, oddly enough, not the pitch). The overall effect I was going for was that of a tape on tape deck with dying batteries. Or like the sound of DC’s voice in Twin Peaks: The Return.

Oh, and one last thing: In case you haven’t guessed it, I love the idea of robots that run on spinning reels of magnetic tape. It makes me think of Philip K. Dick‘s depictions of a future that’s now gradually fading into our collective rear-view mirror.